https://transylvanilla.com/2015/12/24/baby-its-cold-inside/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ikiru_460.jpgIkiru_460https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vinceguaralditriopicture1.pngVince+Guaraldi+Trio+Picture+1https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s-l300.jpgs-l300https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/download.pngdownloadhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cannibal_ox_-_the_cold_vein.jpgCannibal_Ox_-_The_Cold_Veinhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/51p1ysvhaal.jpg51P1ysVHAALhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/celestial-lineage.jpgcelestial-lineagehttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/r-382752-1154774672-jpeg.jpgR-382752-1154774672.jpeghttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/winterfylleth-the-threnody-of-triumph.jpgWinterfylleth-The-Threnody-Of-Triumphhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/good-apollo.jpggood-apollo2015-12-24T23:17:39+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/the-archives/2014-01-27T01:04:19+00:00weekly0.6https://transylvanilla.com/2014/01/26/the-reverend-horton-heat-rev/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rev.jpg2014-01-27T00:53:01+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/12/20/transylvanilla-presents-how-is-it-the-20th/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/afroman-colt45christmas.jpgafroman-colt45christmashttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/endtroducing.jpgendtroducinghttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vince_guaraldi_trio_a_charlie_brown_christmas.jpegvince_guaraldi_trio_a_charlie_brown_christmashttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mydownfallrp5.jpgmydownfallrp5https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vaudevillevillain.jpgVaudevillevillainhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/blind-guardian-nightfall-in-middle-earth.jpgBlind-Guardian-Nightfall-in-Middle-Earthhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gza.jpggzahttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/a3513503505_10.jpga3513503505_10https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/onechristmasatatimeblog.jpgOneChristmasAtATimeBloghttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/atd-xmas-sleeve-550.gifatd-xmas-sleeve-5502013-12-20T23:12:33+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/12/06/m-i-a-matangi/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mia-matangi-1.jpg2013-12-07T02:43:06+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/11/22/death-grips-government-plates/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-6-30-28-pm.png2013-11-23T02:57:52+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/11/15/lady-gaga-artpop/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lady-gaga-artpop-1384296044.jpg2013-11-16T00:50:30+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/11/07/flatbush-zombies-betteroffdead/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/flabush-zombies-better-off-dead.jpgFlabush-Zombies-Better-Off-Dead2013-11-08T21:17:47+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/10/31/deltron-3030-event-2/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/deltronevent2.jpgdeltronevent22013-11-01T00:13:31+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/10/30/loudr-hosts-a-music-collection-fit-for-the-season-game-music-bundle-of-the-damned/2013-10-31T02:48:38+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/10/24/danny-brown-old/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/danny-brown-old-artwork.jpg2013-10-25T04:25:29+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/17/gaijin-games-bit-trip-runner/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-16_00003.jpgHey, I know that guy!https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-17_00005.jpgThe rest of the game is much more colourful, I promise you. The black symbolizes your many, many deaths. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bit-trip_runner.jpgLook at that little man. Look him in the eye before you send him to a thousand musical deaths. 2013-10-24T23:30:09+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/about/2013-10-24T22:25:31+00:00weekly0.6https://transylvanilla.com/2013/10/20/akira-the-don-atd29/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-20-at-4-56-55-pm.pngHallowe'en Jack: Significantly safer near your children than Labyrinth Bowie2013-10-21T00:22:54+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/02/05/the-bronx-the-bronx/2013-10-20T23:54:02+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/05/15/thoughtbox-preview-daft-punk-random-access-memories/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/daft-punk-random-access-memories-410.jpgThis is actually what their faces look like. It's a health condition. It's embarrassing for them. Don't stare. 2013-10-20T23:51:44+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/01/15/satoshi-kon-paranoia-agent/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paranoia_agent.png2013-01-16T23:53:08+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2013/01/14/aap-rocky-long-live-aap/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/asap_rocky_fp_cover.jpgASAP_Rocky_FP_Cover2013-01-15T07:39:41+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/02/07/die-antwoord-tenion/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/53e186dc.jpgI bet it's capitalism. I bet Capitalism is what this image is trying to say. 2012-03-30T20:53:21+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/29/lamb-of-god-resolution/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/e788a_logresbig.jpgConsiderably less Christian Metal than their name might suggest. This is a band that started life as "Burn The Priest"2012-01-29T23:56:18+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/27/steve-aoki-wonderland/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steveaokiwonderlandgraphic11-1.jpegTODAY'S NEWS: JESUS DROPS DEBUT ALBUM, ENLISTS LIL JON (THE BAPTIST) TO SPREAD MESSAGE OF LOVE2012-01-27T08:35:43+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/18/alcest-les-voyages-de-lame/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alcest-les-voyages-de-lame-20111110222706.jpgALCEST 2: RETURN TO NARNIAhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/52693_alcest_les_voyages_de_lame.jpgOh Cool a new ZWAN album! Wait.. 2012-01-19T01:44:04+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/friends-of-the-show/2012-01-19T01:35:36+00:00weekly0.6https://transylvanilla.com/about/what-do-you-think-of-sopapipa/2012-01-19T01:32:35+00:00weekly0.6https://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/14/album-of-the-year-2011-tyler-the-creator-goblin/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tyler-goblin-cover-2.jpegI know, I can't believe this got big either. 2012-01-15T07:13:50+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/feature-peak-arts-best-music-of-2010/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kanye-west-my-beautiful-dark-twisted-fantasy-album-cover-4-580x580.jpgNo joke this time: Look up the alt-album-art for this one. That stuff is Fantastic. 2012-01-15T07:12:50+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/11/t-pain-revolver/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/t-pain-revolver.jpgThere is nothing I can alt-text that will make this image more ridiculous or hilarious. I give up. 2012-01-12T04:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2012/01/07/skrillex-bangarang/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sb2011.jpgARGH YEAH BREAK STUFF SCARE YOUR PARENTS WITH DOORS SAMPLES2012-01-07T08:42:54+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/27/nujabes-spiritual-state/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nujabes-spiritual-state.jpgThis is what eating a pineapple *feels* like. 2011-12-28T07:47:41+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/23/dmytry-and-alexey-lavrov-the-polynomial-space-of-the-music/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-23_00006.jpgARGH WHAT DO I DOhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-23_00003.jpgNo float through the cosmos is complete without bumping, contextless GFK joints. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-23_00001.jpgThis is the title screen. This is what this game thinks a title screen ought to look like. 2011-12-25T10:26:44+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/20/studio-pixel-nicalis-cave-story/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/balrog.jpgARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING TO MEhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-17_000022.jpgThis is what Langley is like. Don't ever come here. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-17_00003.jpgSweet! Me an Kazuma, breaking into an egg! Stealin' us some yolk! Wait, what? https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-17_000021.jpgITT: Crispy Cacti. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-17_00002.jpgITT: Recently-dead cacti. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-20_00002-copy.jpg2011-12-20_00002 copyhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-20_00001-copy.jpg2011-12-20_00001 copyhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-20_00003.jpgOne of probably two times in this game you Won't be looking at a Cave. Just a heads up. 2011-12-29T00:26:10+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/20/akira-the-don-saturnalia-superman-akira-the-don-salutes-the-majesty-of-christmas/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/atd-xmas-sleeve-1200-550x5501.jpgDon't as why he isn't wearing the helmet. He has a bag of swag, no man with a bag of swag ever needs helmet. Ever. 2011-12-20T08:44:04+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/18/final-form-games-jamestown-legend-of-the-lost-colony/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-18_00008.jpgAppropriately, they call this bonus-stage BOMB DEATHhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-18_00006.jpgLet me stress that this is the *First Boss* on *The Easiest Difficulty*https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jamestown-logo.jpgThis image is accurate to my actual knowledge of American history. Abe Washington is the tall one, right? 2011-12-19T22:35:46+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/15/nightwish-imaginaerum/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nightwish-imaginaerum.jpgComing soon to Disney World, Florida... https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/38883_nightwish_imaginarium.jpgComing this October to Disney World, Florida... 2011-12-16T07:25:37+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/13/uncle-acid-the-deadbeats-blood-lust/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/uncle_acid_blood_lust.jpgWait, didn't I play this game back on Atari? 2011-12-14T05:28:48+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/02/amebix-sonic-mass/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/amebix-sonic-mass.jpgTwo bears high-fiving in front of a nuke. 2011-12-14T01:00:19+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/09/the-roots-undun/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/undun.jpgThere's nothing I can say that won't be racist. My lips are seeeealed. ...AFRO TREE2011-12-10T07:17:34+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/09/rammstein-made-in-germany/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ebejgq.jpgOne of six covers, all of which depict the band members cosplaying Mr. Clean. 2011-12-12T18:55:45+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/09/friends-of-the-show-update-round-3/2011-12-13T21:59:07+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/04/gaslamp-games-dungeons-of-dredmor/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1794452-diggle_art_super.jpgKill them All. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dragmor.jpgCongratulations! Laugh at yourself. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5955697943_82019c1d5f_o1.jpgCan you spot the Diggle? Kill that Diggle. https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5955697943_82019c1d5f_o.jpgCan you see the Diggle? That *damn* Diggle. 2011-12-07T01:28:30+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/05/friends-of-the-show-update-round-2/2011-12-06T00:27:16+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/16/friends-of-the-show-update/2011-12-03T03:54:21+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/12/02/and-we-call-upon-the-author-to-explain/2011-12-03T03:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/david-lynch-crazy-clown-time/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/crazy-clown-time-20111107-124652.jpgSorry Billy, we couldn't get you a clown for your birthday.. but we got something EVEN BETTER!2011-12-07T01:02:54+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/26/akira-the-don-atd-26-manga-music/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/manga-music-sleeve.pngTETSUOOOO! KANEDAAAA! TETSUOOOOO! KANEDAAAA!2011-11-26T23:25:44+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/23/brokencyde-guilty-pleasure/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brokencyde-guilty-pleasure-260x260.jpgI don't know what the BC is for, but 13 is basically the age of their target demographic. 2011-11-25T02:11:02+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/19/a-friday-night-triple-feature-reviewing-drake-childish-gambino-and-gym-class-heroes/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/drake-take-care-album-cover.jpgdrake-take-care-album-coverhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/childish-gambino-camp.jpgsdsdhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-18-at-10-54-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2011-11-18 at 10.54.32 PMhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kinggeedorahkingghidorah22.jpgKing+Geedorah+King+Ghidorah2https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kinggeedorahkingghidorah21.jpgKING.. GHIDORAAAHHHHHhttps://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kinggeedorahkingghidorah2.jpgKING.. GHIDORAAAHHHH2011-11-21T00:39:24+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/william-shatner-seeking-major-tom/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/william-shatner-300x300.jpgThe man can't sing and he can't write songs, and he Still puts out better music than Drake. 2011-11-19T08:49:59+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/14/slipknot-iowa-10th-anniversary-edition/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slipknot_iowa10th.jpgTheir hilarious font is 90% of the reason Slipknot gets no respect. 2011-11-19T08:38:48+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/14/evanescence-evanescence/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/evanescence-album.jpgSIRI! Design our new album cover!2011-11-19T08:38:42+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/the-misfits-the-devils-rain/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/misfits_devils.jpgYou know what? Never mind this cover - go look up The *actual* Devil's Rain, starring William Shatner! Ridiculously!2011-11-19T08:38:26+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/opeth-heritage/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/opeth-heritage-album-cover-604x604.jpgThis is what Sweden is actually like. Don't laugh. 2011-11-19T08:38:11+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/the-devin-townsend-project-deconstruction/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/275637764.jpgThis is what Highschool felt like for me. 2011-11-19T08:38:04+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/alestorm-back-in-time/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/alestormback.jpgHistorically accurate. 2011-11-19T08:37:56+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/battles-gloss-drop/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/battles-gloss-drop1.jpgThis is what dreams are made of. This horrible thing. 2011-11-19T08:37:48+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/stuff-we-like-satan-is-real/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/41e4dt12zxl-_sl500_aa300_.jpgHell is a bad episode of the Lawrence Welk Show. 2011-11-19T08:37:41+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/monotonix-not-yet/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/226076.jpgWhy yes, the DID win the Frank Zappa lookalike contest (group category), how did you know? 2011-11-19T08:37:27+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/gorillaz-the-fall/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gorillaz-the-fall.jpgThis record is aptly named. No further humour today. 2011-11-19T08:37:19+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/cee-lo-green-the-lady-killer/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lady-killer-cover-cee-lo-green.jpgIn the reflection of those glasses you can see, amongst other things, The Future. 2011-11-19T08:37:14+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/12/the-creepshow-they-all-fall-down/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/61lrh6kbg1l-_sl600_.jpgThis is what Ontario actually looks like, right now. Don't laugh. 2011-12-05T23:37:25+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/12/die-antwoord-0/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/0_6.jpgIt's not a phase, this is who I really am, Mom!!2011-11-19T08:36:56+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/12/scott-pilgrim-versus-the-world-the-game/https://transylvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/game-cover.jpgScott Pilgrim: The Game Cover2011-12-07T01:02:00+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/12/hello-world/2011-11-13T22:43:29+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.com/2011/11/13/stuff-we-like-violent-jays-twitter-feed/2011-11-13T08:12:13+00:00monthlyhttps://transylvanilla.comdaily1.02015-12-24T23:17:39+00:00